The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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