I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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