yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I need to align my fucking chakras
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