don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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