the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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