1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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Just invented taco cereal.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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