I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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