that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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