69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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