Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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