you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
