So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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