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(248): View more from Michigan

real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club

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(248): real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club http://tfl.nu/ouuf

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(703): View more from Virginia

There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....

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(703): There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it.... http://tfl.nu/mny7

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(631): View more from New York

conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.

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(631): conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers. http://tfl.nu/22w1

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(207): View more from Maine

I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers

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(207): I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers http://tfl.nu/79gv

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(732): View more from New Jersey

my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.

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(732): my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum. http://tfl.nu/6d6p

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.

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(404): I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home. http://tfl.nu/u6hf

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(248): View more from Michigan

It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"

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(248): It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland" http://tfl.nu/fgmr

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..

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(973): I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends.. http://tfl.nu/k6dk

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(239): View more from Florida

Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way

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(239): Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way http://tfl.nu/7r2y

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(905): View more from Ontario

Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.

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(905): Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should. http://tfl.nu/b27t

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.

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(403): luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist. http://tfl.nu/qzta

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(702): View more from Nevada

you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes

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(702): you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes http://tfl.nu/hymj

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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.

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(604): We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy. http://tfl.nu/wtyc

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(631): View more from New York

Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?

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(631): Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert? http://tfl.nu/xdif

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(518): View more from New York

Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible

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(518): Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible http://tfl.nu/sefo

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