yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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