ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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