Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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