i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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