I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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