just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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