now i know why i became what i already was.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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