It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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