uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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