So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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