wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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