Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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