Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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