I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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