Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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