The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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