Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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