Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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