You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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