I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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