She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"