i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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