you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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