Duck Duck Cougar?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You need a sexual gate keeper
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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