i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Randomize
