See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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