So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry