just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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So squirting runs in the family.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.