Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night