David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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