My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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