Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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