did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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