i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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