I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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