The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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