She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
