North Korea, Best Korea!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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