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I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu

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Bendover

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(661): View more from California

What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife

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(661): View more from California

I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob

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(757): View more from Virginia

he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.

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(217): View more from Illinois

i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I just jacked off to nostalgia.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.

(410): View more from Maryland

Youre asking too much from me

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