we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you inspire me to be a worse person
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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