so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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