Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
what if I'm pregnant?
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There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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